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« on: July 03, 2008, 10:12:41 AM »
helped a little old lady crossed the street lately?  Cool
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2008, 10:19:45 AM »
APB in Colon Michigan:

Authorities are on the look out for a Vince Vaughn look alike pretending to be a boy scout. Apparently he is helping little old ladies across the street and having "a feel" at the same time. Authorities are on a man hunt that will stretch across all states! They believe that the culprit may have escaped into Chicago. One victim recounts the incident, "I saw this nice young man and he asked if he could help me across the street and then halfway there he held me down and touched my boobs"
The victim was too shaken to go on....
The chief of police in St Joseph county was too upset to comment, we realize that is because his mother was molested earlier today.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the victims and their families.
A new report just in says that at least 1 old lady will be molested every 5 seconds in Colon Michigan. Please keep your elderly safe inside until this man is caught!
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2008, 10:21:16 AM »
oh my goodness my head hurts from laughing so hard!
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2008, 11:30:21 AM »
First off all, I take the Vince Vaugh comment as a compliment because he is THE MAN!  Not only is he a Chicago native like myself.  He's also a Notre Dame fan and he gets HOT women like Jennifer Anniston(I love her)!   Plus, every one of his movies are comedic classics.

Secondly, the comment about the police chief not speaking because the vitcim was his mother tells you one thing...DAMN COLON IS SMALL!!! 

Anyways, I will now refrain from helping little old ladies because my common courtesy has been mistaken for deviant sex crimes.  And Johnny Swol doesn't stand for that!
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2008, 08:18:01 PM »
I miss Chicago Sad Giordano's and Garrett's and its the time of the year for The Taste! I need to go back lol
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2010, 06:18:20 AM »
fei feng...not that rare in general, but in our place its like 2 specimens of this comes in one year.
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